Knights of Chaos :: Alyrian Location Quiz

	Where do you Belong in Alyria? What time of the day is your favourite? Anytime, as long as I'm wasted! Evening, a perfect mix of light and night. Early morning, I usually sleep during daylight. Morning, early bird catches the worm! Time? I'm too poor to afford a watch. Anytime while the sun is up, too many creeps out after it goes down. The feys have invaded! You... Run around screaming "AHH, I'm going to die!@#". Shout "Quick, to arms, it's war!". Run back to your cardboard box, it will protect you! Slaughter everyone in sight, time for the feys to rule. Decide to sabotage their castle, perhaps you can take out their command center!? Lie passed out in a bar. I told you, I'm always wasted! While fighting a poor, helpless kitten in the streets of rune, your weapon suddenly comes to life and bites you! You... Scream "what the f*" and throw the sword at the ground. Roll your eyes and think to yourself "not again...". Laugh and realise it's just another one of your drunken fantasies. Begin an in-depth discussion about all the problems in your childhood with it. Politely ask it "who are you?". Soon after, threatening to melt it down if it doesn't answer! Nervously tell it "I wasn't going to kill the kitty, honest!" You're walking along the street, minding your own buisness when Jake jumps out of no where, blinds and silences you! You... Swing your sword, hoping you can chop off one of his limbs! Run into a nearby wall, knocking yourself completely unconcious. Sit down and hope some kind passer-by will help you. (HAH! Fool.) Pray for help. (Pitiful!) Fumble about your inventory, drink a potion and hope you don't land in the void. Recall to your cardboard box. Lord Agrippa announces all his quest items will be sold for gold until he's sold out! But by the time you get there, he's sold out. You... Decide it's still worth a shot to see if he forgot to sell something. Even if you have to beg! Begin forming plans to mooch off all your friends. Attempt to steal from a passerby, only to get caught by Raksann and thrown in jail. Shrug and get wasted. Decide to have a fake wedding, in the hopes someone will give you a good present. Grab some old, moth-eaten clothes and sit on the street, begging. (Pathetic!) Your favourite food is... Fried Chicken! Vegetables and fruit, imported from Vir! I'm on a water-only diet. I can't eat food. Bat wings drenched in crude oil, mmmm. Your victims' severed limbs. Your own fingers. A small imp breaks into your house while you're asleep and steals all your clothes. The next morning you... Grab a paper bag, cut two holes in it and wear it like pants until you can buy more. Call your closest neighbour, hold the door in front of you and ask them for help. Stride out naked, only to be arrested for indescent exposure. (Free jail clothes!) Grab some paint, a brush and paint clothes on yourself, just like the real things! Go back to sleep, hoping it's all a dream. Begin planning your revenge! Do imps wear clothes...? Vassago announces Materia Magica is rebooting and will take 15minutes, you... Gnaw your fingers off to prevent killing yourself. Decide to make a couple of prank phone calls to your friends. Grab 15minutes of sleep, hoping it's enough to keep you going another 24hrs. Eat some coffee beans, who needs water! Socialize with your family, who have long forgotten you exist. Check outside to make sure Armageddon isn't happening and the sun is still shining. Agrippa calls you into assist him in a fight against Lord Maldra. Right after he finishes speaking, you... Stamp on his foot and run away giggling like a little girl. Pull out your dagger and lunge for him, only to be slain by tristan inches from him. Bow before him and agree to help. Pass out from lack of sleep. Begin a dramatic scene including "WHY ME?!?!". Charge him several quest items and a massive runic castle, for your assistance. To pass the time while waiting for another quest, you... Decide to try dig a hole to the other side of the world. Begin harrassing every newbie that walks by. Pray and shout obscene things, to see how long it takes the immortals to ZOT you. Sneak around tagging everyone. (F*in annoying.) Decide to explore a new location, even though you'll probably end up cpked. Laugh to yourself for no apparent reason at all.
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